Sunday 20 September 2009

How to draw a cock on the landscape

It may not be immediately obvious to budding cock-cartographers how best to go about recording their art on a device, ready to submit it here. Here, then, we present some brief guides for various pieces of hardware.


The best app for bringing cock into your life on the iPhone is "Trails". It allows you to monitor where you're walking (ideal for drawing the perfect cock), record waypoints, upload the data to anything you like, import tracks and it's pretty damn accurate. The only downside to it is the fact that you have to pay, however, considering the price is a mere £1.79 it’s not exactly going to put a massive dent in your balance.

To install do the following:
  • Click on the app store button on your iPhone (you should ensure your iPhone is upgraded to the latest software, however it will warn you if you don’t)
  • Search for “trails”
  • Click on Trails GPS Tracker (or whatever it says on your phone)
  • Click on the “buy” button
  • It will ask you for your apple username and password, so enter the details.
  • Click install and it will begin installing the application fairly quickly.
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