Penistone Penis

• Submitted by: John Jordan who was cycling in Barnsley, UK

• Cock in context: at Google Maps

• John says "I figured due to the name of the [Penistone] road, our email may have been filtered. " - it wasn't, John - but it did take 3 months to get your cock up. Sorry the wait was so lengthy, I promise it won't be next time! Keep riding cocks for us.

Morning cock

• Submitted by: Russell who was walking in London, UK

• Cock in context: at Google Maps

• Russell says "A trip to the hospital is never more brightened up than when it becomes an integral part of drawing a cock on the landscape. This might be my last cock in London though.. Look out America! I'm going to be looking out for cocks everywhere I go. :)"

Riding cock

• Submitted by: Russell who was cycling in London, UK


• Cock in context: at Google Maps
  


• Russell says "Cycling from work to a friend and back again in the morning, I found it hard to concentrate on the road as I was distracted by looking down at my semi-developed cock.. Saddened by the small coin purse but pleased with my cock's rapid development, by the end of the journey my cock had become fully developed and I began the final spurt. I began to create some ejaculate whilst walking my bike through the park behind the houses of parliament and brushing past Covent Garden. I came very quickly to find myself back at work. The issues I have about my second cock are that, although much bigger than most of my walking cocks, it is rather short & stumpy and my coin purse is very tight and a little irregular/warty. I also appear to be ejaculating from a slightly higher point than expected.. Ho hum. Will plan more next time I try to 'ride a cock'."

The money shot

• Submitted by: Russell who was strombling in London, UK


• Cock in context: at Google Maps
  


• Russell says "Not much to say about this one. Was taking a walk in posh old Mayfair (Money shot - get it?) and realised I was once again half way to potential greatness with half a penis. If most of my international emails are correct, I oft feel this way. So, as ever, I quickly make swift movements around top of the shaft, approaching climax by shuffling around the balls and quickly bringing closure by pushing into the perineum. After building up quite a sweat, the real climax came from reliving the journey I had fully documented on my phone. Arf arf. Enjoy."

The penis, mightier than the sword

• Submitted by: Russell who was sailing and walking in London, UK


• Cock in context: at Google Maps


• Russell says: "The title of this post has nothing to do with my wet cock (pictured), I just thought of it and thought it made a nice title.. We had to get a boat without too many stops to make the underside of this one less warty than it might have otherwise been. Possibly noteworthy (as it provided titillation en route), we passed through Bell Lane, Cobb Street, Wood Street and Cock Lane, and also passed 'Dirty Dicks' and 'Bung Hole' public houses. Teehee. I hope you appreciate the length I went to and the length I walked to create the length of my biggest cock ever. Enjoy."

Russell's first cock

• Submitted by: Russell who was walking to work in London, UK


• Cock in context: at Google Maps


• Russell says: As you will see, my coin purse gently nestling against the chin of leicester square, the veiny length of the shaft running along SHAFTesbury avenue and the top of the shaft thrusting through the heart of soho ending with the bell end marking the yahoo! european headquarters. The brazilian tuft is where i started the route. I tried to walk around the piss hole in a spacious area around the back of the yahoo! offices but sadly this was not picked up so well with the GPS. :(
  
  PS. This is my first gps cock and it is a little wobbly due to my amateur 'every 1 metre' settings on GPS tracker. Tracked using my new android G2 phone. I'm sure my next cock will look better.."

Mall cock

• Submitted by: Darren Foreman who was getting some exercise in London, UK


• Cock in context: on everytrail.com


• Darren says "Inspired by Loz's love of our glorious monarch, I decided today to take a wander towards her house after work. When I got there, the opportunity to honour Her Maj in a similar way presented itself to me, so I grasped it with both hands. The bollocks are almost literally on her doorstep -- I wonder if the royal doctor could take a look at the right one..."

A cock for the Queen

• Submitted by: Loz Archer who was taking a lunchtime stroll in London, UK


• Cock in context: on everytrail


• Loz says "As soon as I saw this site I thought of St. James' Park lake. Please dedicate my cock to the Queen. Its scrotum begins at Horse Guards' Parade to the east, the shaft extends westward, culminating with the glans aiming squarely at Buckingham Palace, the official residence of the Royal Family. And if you turn the map upside-down, Her Majesty gets a salute she truly deserves."

My first cock

• Submitted by Darren Foreman who was walking in London, UK


• Cock in context: http://www.everytrail.com/view_trip.php?trip_id=207416


• Darren says "Needed an opener for the site. Was tracking my walk to Waterloo station with the "tracker" app on my phone when I noticed the shape that was forming as I got south of the river. So I headed round, and north..."